What is a black hole in the internet, exactly?

A black hole, as defined, is a black, swirling abyss found in the outer regions of space. It takes up just a little room, but if you enter it all your internal organs will explode and your bones will break. It is the same with my website, only this happens mentally. Enjoy. Here was the original text written on the day the site was launched: Welcome to my website. This is basically a pointless website, I was bored, don't ask. Um, I hope you'll find something to do because I know you love to play on the Internet. Nerd. So.....whatEVER. Go find something to do. Whatever. If you want to complain, please contact 911. I can't help you. Now go! Why are you wasting your time reading the first homepage paragraph. I have my entertainment sources. (Miniclip, YouTube.)

Welcome to May suckas!

This is the retard piano. Should be fun for you and your friends!

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Well, what are you waiting for?
GO

News

Welcome to May!! OMG IT's ALMOST SUMMER!! Lndsar is now back up on the Internet and I'ma be working on making this site even stupider than before! The end-of-school-year party date will be up in a week or so, so check back for information! Peace.

Contact Information

If you would like to personally contact me, e-mail me at lndsar.thecoolone@gmail.com. My primary YouTube accounts are ROBOTNIK28 and ThePenguinUltimatum. My DeviantART name is CaptainPlatypus. If you want to give me a public message, just leave a comment in my ShoutBox or in my guestbook.

Want to be added to the Mailing list? Just send me an e-mail and I'll add you to the list. Every week you'll recieve all the news and updates from the site. Yay!!

Affiliation information!

If by any strange chance you would like to affiliate with me, just copy the banner and post it on your website. I'll do the same for you. Remember, when you enter the HTML to make the banner smaller cause I know, it's way too big. <--- totally unnecessary emoticon

Affiliation banner

Create your own banner at mybannermaker.com!

Copy this code to your website to display this banner!

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Talk to people!

chat- really chat! not shoutbox!

Get your own Chat Box! Go Large!

Do you know lndsar?

Get Your Own Quiz!, More Quizzes

Hits

OK, I lied, the number is the correct number of people. Lol I just need more hits, so leave me alone, man!

I NEED MORE HITS! DON'T YOU GET THE IDEA, PEOPLE! COME ON MY WEB SITE MORE!!!!

Video Of The Month

Our May video: The WTF Blanket: Snuggie Parody!

myspace

Just a reminder to add me on myspace. Note that some of the items on my profile are just for myspace and are not true. Either search "Lindsay Vanderpool", or go to www.myspace.com/lndsarthecoolone, then add me from there. thanks.